February 2012
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Hilarious!
I like helping my friends with internet/computer problems from time to time. I have heard words similar to this client’s. LOL.
clientsfromhell:
Me: Okay, let’s see if I can troubleshoot the problem. What internet browser are you using?
Client: Dell.
Me: No, what do you use to get on the internet?
Client: Oh! Google.
Me: Do you have the internet up right now?
Client: Yes!
Me: On...
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January 2012
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Click here to stop the newest threat to Internet... →
A new global treaty could allow corporations to police what we do on the Internet. Last week we successfully pushed back the US censorship bills — if we act now, we can get the EU Parliament to bury this new threat — add your voice now!
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There as a study in which it comes out that thirty of the largest companies in...
– Massachusetts Senate candidate ELIZABETH WARREN, on The Daily Show (via inothernews) My hero. (via savagemike)
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Control word.
Bree: "Okay. So what’s our control word?"
Rex: "Well, lately I’ve been using Philadelphia. What’s wrong?"
Bree: "Well it’s just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia and I don’t want to be thinking about her while I’m spanking you with a leather strap."
Rex: "Okay. Fine. You pick a control word."
Bree: "Um, how about Boise?"
Rex: "Boise?"
Bree: "What’s the matter with Boise?"
Rex: "We’re going to be doing psychological role playing here, Bree, and a funny word like Boise would ruin the mood. We need something that sounds serious."
Bree: "Hmm. How about Palestine?"
Rex: "Boise will be just fine."
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Life: Fuck Yea!: What is life? A Tumblr... →
lifefuckyea:
After I lost my leg, I had asked myself that question countless times. I thought if life was meant to be a good thing, why did this happen to me? Why was life so unfair. I remember asking a nurse that last question and she told me I need to figure out what life is before I start asking why it…
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December 2011
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